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Did MR Just Call the North and East voters “Eelam” ?

Throughout the Presidential Election, my Newsfeed’s been inundated with people praising the former President of Sri Lanka, His Excellency Mahinda Rajapakse, for stepping down peacefully after a decade in power. Many were expecting a bloodbath. Despite reported last-minute attempts by H.E to use the military to suppress the voters, that didn’t happen (thanks to a few strong civil servants who had their heads screwed on right) and┬áSri Lanka was spared… Read More »Did MR Just Call the North and East voters “Eelam” ?

The Rumors About MR

I’ve been hearing some pretty interesting things about our Glorious Leader, Percy Mahendra Mahinda Rajapaksa. 1) Percy has cancer. Unfortunately, cancer does not vote SLFP, and therefore he’s having a hard time controlling it. 2) Percy has diabetes. 3) Either way, he flies to the US once a week for meds. Ironic, isn’t it? 4) Percy went to Nepal last month and checked into a hotel with a 120 other… Read More »The Rumors About MR